Denny Hastert: Legislator. Speaker of the House. Adorable Little Rodent.

Welcome to the blogosphere, Mr. Speaker!

Here's a few tips to get you going:

- You can see who's linking to you by checking this page
- If you sign up for one of these, you can actually count, minute by minute, who's visiting your blog.

It's all just like polls, really, but you can check them all the time. You'll love it!

Update 10/29:: Egads! The man is evolving before our eyes: he's up to Marauding Marsupial...